Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dentistry to the Office Worker

A former Massachusetts dentist has been charged after using paper clips instead of expensive stainless steel posts on root canal patients. In related stories doctors have been using large bits of timber to administer anesthetics and airlines in a cost cutting move have been using LSD to give patrons a traveling experience.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Lost in Translation

Reports out of the United States of America indicate that former President George W Bush is still working on his autobiography, with a book likely to be published in 2011.

It is hoped that it will eventually be translated into English.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Phil Spector is not very...!

The most poorly scripted phrase in journalism history today greeted readers of major newspapers in the USA. 'Phil Spector Is Appealing'.

Crime Fulfilling

Thieves apparently broke into an Eli Lilly warehouse in Connecticut and stole over $70 million worth of anti-depressants. It is believed that when the thieves are found they will be content.