An Open letter to stupid bare foot hippies sure Dengue Fever ... but MEASLES

1. Stupid bare foot hippies take your kids to the doctor and get them immunised...
   
   The Western Australian Department of Health reports that a man has contracted Dengue Fever the first case in 70 years  ... weird and wrong but to be fair those mosquitoes are little buggers, but get this! ... There are now multiple cases of Measles being reported across the nation. Ipswich, Brisbane, Byron Bay and now Perth.

   So 2 points here... 1, 2, 3 ... well maybe more...

   1) Measles is a "contagious viral illness that causes a skin rash and fever. Serious and sometimes fatal complications include pneumonia and brain inflammation." (YES BRAIN SWELLING)

   2) The disease was all but wiped out in Australia but parents have decided that BRAIN SWELLING is not a big deal ....

   3) Measles are still prevalent in 3rd world countries

   4) BALI IS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

   5) 2 unvaccinated children aged 13 months and 15 months have been diagnosed with Measles in Perth this week

   
   

   If only the children had someone that could of acted in their interest ... hmmm like hmmm oh right a parent. JACKASSES

   
   

   Of course lets not forget the real victims here ...aging women desperately waiting for a face lift that will have to wait for a child with a preventable disease to be cured.
   
   Stupid bare foot hippies take your kids to the doctor and get them immunised.

This From New Scientist

Male ROVE beetles resort to stinky tricks to boost their chances of reproductive success. Each injects a smelly chemical into the female it mates with, leaving her unattractive to rival males....

Amish Anger

wait for it... here comes proof that "in any culture there are jerk tough guys"

So in Ohio, three Amish men were arrested in connection with an incident in which a 74-year-old Amish man had his beard forcibly chopped off.

So you are thinking that that doesn't sound very pious? It is but one of a recent spate of attacks where beards and hair have been removed from men and women....(well we will assume that the women were okay with their beard removal) These attacks have occurred with Amish conforming very non electric gardening shears.

The alleged perpetrators are said to belong the Bergholz clan, a breakaway sect headed by a wacko Bishop Sam Mullet, who was shunned by the Amish community in 2007.

Cheating to a Better Relationship

Bones star creates new reason to cheat. David Boreanaz must be quite the silver tongued champion.

After being caught cheating on his pregnant wife he has given an interview "cheating on my wife made my marriage stronger....".

Hmmm I assume that his follow up performance will see him say something like..."well of course my wife has been ecstatic to learn that additionally I gave her a particularly serious STD as well." ... Always the trooper she recently confided in me that she "welcomed the health benefits" and had "found this to .... encouraged a helpful lift in her immune system"

Aussie Wins Tour De France, I fix Cycling

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi! So what's his name won! Loved it, loved the finish, but on TV well .... it is a long race. Cycling needs something added to it to make it watchable.... like how baseball had all those over weight guys on steroids hitting home runs a few seasons back. Awesome to watch made better with the likelihood that their hearts were going to tear in two when they went to run the diamond.

I am not particularly making a comment on steroids, my opinion on steroids is .....meh... I am not for or against steroids, I am after a good fair, watchable game. I guess therefore my real policy on steroids in sport is no, unless everyone is on them... Like in school when the teacher would say "no eating lollies in class, unless you bring enough for everyone!".

But, I digress... cycling, how to make it watchable... well at a pinch I say get those old huge baseballers and their bats and throw them into the mix. You put a few of those guys bat in hand around a hair pin turn here and there and all of a sudden you have me and the wider beer drinking Joe Public watching 8 hours of cycling on pay-per-view.

Slaving all Day, Hope What's Her Name Knows it....

Okay bin out, recycling out, dishes done, cat fed, cat vet-ed (taken to the vet for check up after breaking her foot).....all in 1 hour 15 min.... Now to look like I have been slaving all day before what's her name comes home......

Anders Behring Breivik - Manifesto

Courtesy of a group internet activist’s mass-murderer Anders Behring Breivik internet legacy is gradually being obscured forever.
Before his insanity was horrifically demonstrated, the Norwegian killer published a 1500-page manifesto.
"I ask that you distribute this book to everyone you know," Breivik wrote.
However the group of online activists are doing just that though not in the way the killer hoped.
'Anonymous' has called on internet citizens to "destroy Breivik's legacy by republishing altered versions of the text which mock the author, and promote them as the real document."
"Anders Behring Breivik wants to use the cruel action of killing over 90 young people to promote his 1516-page manifesto," says a message posted online.

"Anonymous suggests:

"1. Find the manifesto of Anders Behring Breivik: '2083 - A European Declaration of Independence'.
"2. Change it, add stupid stuff, remove parts, shop his picture, do what you like to.
"3. Republish it everywhere and up vote releases from other people, declare that the faked ones are original.
"4. Let Anders become a joke, such that nobody will take him serious anymore.
"5. Spread this message around the internet and real life, translate it.
"6. Have a moment for the victims of his cruel attacks."

The note ends: "We all are anonymous, we all are Legion, We all do not forgive murder, and we all do not forget the victims."

Given the above...

Click on the following link to view, read and or download the original 1516 page manifesto of spree killer Anders Behring Breivik  http://oaks.nvg.org/ntales13.html#buttercup